Why you may ask.

You may be wondering why Dani and I decided to give out FUCKTARD AWARDS.. well, because so many earned them. Twitter is flooded with fucktards. Blog world has been over run with them. We decided it's just selfish of us to keep them all to ourselves. They seem to stick to us like magnets on a frig, so, we decided to let you in on the fun.

The FUCKTARD, that really set this blog up for action was a twit on twitter. You see, this little douche drinker got her panties in a snit because Dani's parents had the nerve to name her Dani. How dare them right? It appears that some ho bag that is now important because she once did a movie with BURT REYNOLDS, believes that because her name is DANA, no one else should be allowed to have a name anywhere near that.. which means.. if your name is any of the following, you must remove yourself from twitterville, or legally change your name.. so..

Dear Dani, Doni, Dana, Dora, Didi, and Dipshit..
Please stop using all Internet services until such time that you change your name. You are confusing my fucking followers and I may not get the attention that I so richly deserve. You see, many a time I played a douche bag ditz on TV and Screen, and it appears by using YOUR real name, you are taking attention away from me.

Thanks
Dana

Dear Dana,

Fuck off Cunt Nugget. No one gives a shit about Burnt Reynolds or who he co starred with. We watched a few of your clips on Utube and frankly, you can't act.. it's why you got the little parts that took no talent and all you had to do was be your shallow, hog faced self!

Because our Queen and Dani, are way smarter than you are.... your blocking them did no good. They can still find your site. You give Cunt Nuggets a really bad name and we do wish you would remove your face from the douche bag hose and straighten up. In case you did not read the directions, douche bags are not for rinsing your mouth. It goes in the other end!!!

Best wishes to you and Burnt Reynolds, we hope you can continue to make movies, no one ever sees..

Thanks,
The Queen.